Spring is here, and that means it’s time for Max’s all you need to know guide for preparing to rock that beach bod. I know a quarter of the country was snowed in last week, but we live in Texas and its already 90 degrees here. So, shed that winter garb and follow these simple steps to start looking as hott as Max.
First, let’s all stretch those mutt-scles back out after a long winters nap.
You may want to take up hairy yoga too. It’s like hot yoga only you get an extra layer of hair all over anytime you hit the mat. Plus, I hear downward dog provides a refreshing face lick.
Once you’re good and limber it’s time to PUP IT UP!
Summer is coming.
You may be tired, but this is no time to paws. Remember: Do or do not, there is no try.
Also, ball is life.
Don’t overdo it, though. Dog tired is a thing. And it is fur real. It’s a fur real thing.
And get plenty of Vitamin D (it stands for dog).
By this point, you’ve probably worked up quite a pant. It may be time to really wash behind those ears.
Finally, it’s all about the golden vibe and accessories. They make looking good look good.
But all in all, while Max is for healthy living, he has definitely taught me that first and foremost you should know you are inherently beautiful.
Thank you Max, for your foolproof guide to the perfect beach bod. But thank you most for reminding me that any bod is a beach bod – it just has to be on the beach. And even if a body is not on the beach, it is still beautiful.