Max’s All You Need To Know Guide To Prepping That Beach Bod

Spring is here, and that means it’s time for Max’s all you need to know guide for preparing to rock that beach bod. I know a quarter of the country was snowed in last week, but we live in Texas and its already 90 degrees here. So, shed that winter garb and follow these simple steps to start looking as hott as Max.

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First, let’s all stretch those mutt-scles back out after a long winters nap.

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You may want to take up hairy yoga too. It’s like hot yoga only you get an extra layer of hair all over anytime you hit the mat. Plus, I hear downward dog provides a refreshing face lick.

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Once you’re good and limber it’s time to PUP IT UP!

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Summer is coming.

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You may be tired, but this is no time to paws. Remember: Do or do not, there is no try.

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Also, ball is life.

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Don’t overdo it, though. Dog tired is a thing. And it is fur real. It’s a fur real thing.

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And get plenty of Vitamin D (it stands for dog).

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By this point, you’ve probably worked up quite a pant. It may be time to really wash behind those ears.

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Finally, it’s all about the golden vibe and accessories. They make looking good look good.

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But all in all, while Max is for healthy living, he has definitely taught me that first and foremost you should know you are inherently beautiful.

Thank you Max, for your foolproof guide to the perfect beach bod. But thank you most for reminding me that any bod is a beach bod – it just has to be on the beach. And even if a body is not on the beach, it is still beautiful.

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Howloween 2016

Well, Max is at it again – another year of pawsitively furocious costumes that will surely make your Howloween a little more golden.

This pupkin head dove right into the holiday spirit with his rendition of a Max-o-lantern.

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Isn’t this Golden Girl BEAutiful?

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A globe trotter mapping out his next tail-wagging adventure.

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Did anyone call for a fetching young gentledog?

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Meet the newest Puplo Picasso! Or is it Vincent Van Growl? Or Salivador Dogi? Or Fido Khalo? Or Edgar Dogas?

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To pup a butterfly

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Real dogs wear pink. (And Max was clearly on board with all these costumes…)

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“Bowties are cool.” –The Dogtor

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This rocktriever’s cover of “Muttster Mash” is sure to drive his record sales to gold!

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Max hopes your howloween is as inspawrational as his!

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(Like what you see? Max has been at this for three years now! Check out his catalog of costumes from 2015 and 2014.)

Happy Halloween or A Dog of Many Hats

Max is a dog of many hats…at least on Halloween!

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Alright grasshopper, wax on…wax off.

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Here I come to save the day!!!!!

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It’s elementary…

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Trick arrrrrrrrrrr treat!

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Git along little dogies.

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No sweat!

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Domo arigato, Mr. Dogboto.

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My best Snoopy as Red Baron pose.

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Alright, enough of your shenanigans!

And through all those different personas, Max is still Max – a goofy, fun dog. He has taught me that no matter how many hats I may find myself wearing, I can still be me – a goofy, fun human. And as fun as the hats are, they don’t give him any more meaning. That meaning is intrinsic and flows out of him through all the different roles.

So thank you Max for making Halloween even more fun and enjoyable. And thank you for teaching me that no matter what array of hats we may find ourselves wearing, we are still intrinsically valuable.